cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

makochantachibanana:

That one kid in P.E.

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Me

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

pokemon-global-academy:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

my

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dont

my

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dont

my

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dont want none unless you got

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hun

my arbok don’t, my seviper don’t, my serperior don’t want none unless you got buneary bunnelby hun? 

cyberjock:

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

(Source: cyberjock-halloween-url)